joshthomas:)

Shaun Micallef: Josh, when you were 10 years old, you went fishing with your Dad,
but the fun was spoiled when a pelican turned up and swallowed
what?

Josh Thomas: My arm. And then d'y'know know what happened?!

Shaun Micallef: What?

Josh Thomas: The next day, I went to school and my arm was sore and I was like,
"Oh, I can't write 'casue my arm is sore. ", and the teacher is like,
"Why?". I said "I got bitten by a pelican", and then I got detention
for lying.